the first time you saw zayn malik
zayn malik? more like the first time you saw dave mother fucking franco. need i remind you the first time zayn was noticed he looked like a fucking possum?
Luke5SOS: @Calum5SOS you da 1 bb
Calum5SOS: @Luke5SOS how many band mates do u say that 2 huh
If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”
Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one
So much is wrong about this..
I’M LAUGHING CAN YOU IMAGINE LUKE BEING A WANNABE HARRY STYLES AHAHAHA
go home magazine, you are drunk.
my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago
So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.
The awkward moment you find out your boyfriend is a dead serial killer :’)
Today is George Weasley’s 36th birthday. Born 1st April 1978, every year since he lost his brother, this special day just hasn’t been the same. And that, my friends, is what you call the cruelest April Fool’s joke of all time.